Velociraptors

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I love to eat and love to be a man. Everything I do, I do it for the glory of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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dekutree:

damn

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person: - i didn't like guardians of the galaxy

person: -

person: - what are you doing

me: - dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go


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dontstrideonmylalonde:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

That’s the spirit

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shaunofthebread:

zaynmaliki:

I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

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franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

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shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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