Velociraptors

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I love to eat and love to be a man. Everything I do, I do it for the glory of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen
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as-cool-as-an-attempted-suicide:

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

Me

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

omg

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

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faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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lexlifts:

abbeywankenobi:

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dajo42:

give-castiel-a-dean:

"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
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are you fucking kidding me

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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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