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I love to eat and love to be a man. Everything I do, I do it for the glory of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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xryz:

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people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites

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homosexualassbutts:

when u see ur notp on ur dash and ur like

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not in my god damn lobby

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ixamxleigh:

okwhatever-nevermind:

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leggingsluts:

what kind of school has giant posters of their students that’s just weird

i saw this and just kind of assumed thats how things are in america

is that not how things are in america

it is not how things are in america

That’s… that’s actually how it is at my school though…

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definitely-satan:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I have no memory of this

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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

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garbagebagvevo:

When you’re sightreading a piece and suddenly it gets 10x harder

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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